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| Movies and Competitions - Porcupine (27/05/2002 2:19:57 AM) |
Birch Cinemas run competitions with prizes; generally free tickets to a movie they are screening. You have to be a registered member, which is OK as you get regular email telling you what is on, and any special deals going.
Unfortunately, I sometimes don't think co-operatively when coming up with answers for their competition questions. An example:
Competition:
THE HARD WORD
What are the hardest words to say and why?
Porcupine Answer:
"This movie sucks, I want my money back" - because (1) suckage is so extraordinarily subjective and open to argument; (2) the movie people probably would be disinclined to refund an already viewed film in any case; (3) sucky films usually leave me drained and grumpy, no state for confrontation. With this fore knowledge, it would be very hard for me to say the words which would start the inevitable argument.
Competition:
SNOW DOGS
If there was an Aussie remake of Snow Dogs filming at Thredbo, which actor would you choose to inherit a pack of snow dogs and why?
Porcupine Answer:
Kylie Minogue: just to see if anyone could tell the difference.
Competition:
I AM SAM
Why would you want Sean Penn as a member of your family?
Porcupine Answer:
To feel superior about myself. To have someone to beat up.
Competition:
SCOOBY-DOO
Besides 'Scooby snacks', with what else would you reward Scooby-Doo for his mystery-solving?
Porcupine Answer:
Genetic testing to prove that Scrappy-Doo is not a relative of his‚ and may be sumarily executed. |
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Dozza is in that movie... remember Dorian from Adam's Wedding? you remember the guy that looked like Shaft...
woka woka woka woka bann bann SHAFT!
Anyway if you go see it don't review it, we'll get dozza to.
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