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| Penguin's explanation for a huge night out - Purple Penguin (22/05/2002 11:10:19 AM) |
OK. Penguin has had a huge night and is recording this record of the night’s proceedings in order to have a coherent explanation for the embarrassing events that occurred tonight.
Including three separate homoerotic events, I’ve had a bad night. It was State of Origin – the perfect excuse to go out and for a few drinks with friends to celebrate the shating over of the boys from New South Wales.
The night started going pear-shaped when Queensland lost.
It got worse when some guy tried to pick me up in the front bar at the Caxton. Flattering – yes, but desirable – no.
A long time ago, at high school, every boy learns THAT IT IS NOT OK TO LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY’S DOODLE while using the urinal. When another guy checked my package and followed with “hey, how you doing?” and a shameless display of lip licking, I knew there was a bit of a problem.
When I tried to pass a third guy, while going to the bar, and had him say, “Sorry mate, I’m straight and not interested”, I started to wonder if someone had written “Gay” on my forehead.
As if that wasn’t bad enough; while engaging in a SMS conversation with a friend, I accidentally sent a message to my boss, telling her that she sucked, and asking if she swallowed. This should have, in fact, gone to my friend. A fair mistake, since they are near each other in my phone’s phonebook. After another frantic SMS for clarification and a phone call, I discovered that I had, in fact, made a boo boo. Oh no.
My boss seamed to take it well, but tomorrow morning’s meeting should be interesting...
The moral of the story is get a sober person to check your SMSerage. |
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You're not gay? I thought that was just a rumour.
As for the football: I can't believe I wasted 40 minutes watching the poor excuse for a league team that Queensland managed to produce. Frankly, they were crap. League is a pathetic game. I hate everyone.
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| I didn't watch the State of Origin. I never liked basket ball anyway.
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