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| Mrs Dowell - Elsta (16/05/2002 8:49:14 AM) |
I recently joined the ranks of motorcycle rider after about a year brake after hitting a large stationary mini bus.
Well, I have a rant now. Today, while riding to work, I was nearly run over by Mrs Dowell in her big safe luxury petrol guzzling 4 x4, who was dropping her boys off at a local private school. Mrs Dowell, of apparently sound mind and body, pulled out into the middle of the road that I was happily riding down and stopped after seeing me ... right in the fucking middle. This stupid crack whore decided, after seeing me, that if she didn’t stop she would be scraping me off the bonnet of her shiny 4 x 4, so she stops, looks at me and then for some unknown reason decided that she was much too committed to killing me to stay put so she tried to make it more difficult to avoid impacting her ca; she starts off again into the middle of the road leaving me about a foot of room to slice through blindly and pray. Maybe she figured she payed more tax then me and by rights the road was hers.
I’d like to say now that if Mrs Dowell boys grow up healthy then I do hope one day to mow them down with a semitrailer as they peddle their way across a nature strip.
All car drivers, especially women in big four wheel drives who cannot control or see over the steering wheel should be forced to watch gruesome bike/car accidents so that maybe they think before they push their big shiny steel projectile bike rider killing death traps into oncoming traffic.
I feel better now.
Until we meet again, Mrs Dowell. |
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Sell the bike.
The Dowell woman has an army of like minded drivers to take riders out.
It is only a matter of time.
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Keys do more than just open car doors...
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I tell you what: Mr Dowell and the baby Dowells more than likely fear for their lives when Mrs "I'm a stupid crack whore" Dowell starts up the 4WD and launches herself onto the streets of our city.
I am a chick, and I strongly agree with the opinion that women CANNOT drive ... especially women in big powerful cars and 4WDs. It is ludicrous that their husbands actually agree to let them on the road! Every old bitch I see tearing around in their big truck makes me want to get out my steering lock from under the seat and drop it through their windscreen to disable their ability to drive, Just to keep them off the road.
ELSTA - I completely agree with you. The next old cranky bitch i see in a fatty 4WD is getting the finger on behalf of POP1.
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