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| Mutant Parking Nazi - Elsta (15/04/2002 7:46:07 AM) |
I had some mutant parking nazi fuck put a ticket on my car today as it was parked at uni where I work. Mutant Parking Nazi’s reasoning was that my car was not displaying the correct label to be parking in the zone I had parked… What baffles me, what I find incredibly hard to fathom is the fact that Mutant Parking Nazi placed the ticket he thought I must be in need of right on top of my blue parking zone permit which by its very nature authorises me to park in the fucking blue zone in the fucking first place, where I fuckin parked!
Now, if this wasn’t bad enough… the Mutant Parking Nazi had the hide to set my car alarm off in the process!. I don’t know how, maybe he was rough with it whilst giving the ticket. Maybe my car gave him some lip during the process and he thought it ok to slap my car around a bit!
For whatever fucking reason it still shits me!
For the last three fucked out years that I’ve worked for UNI I’ve gotten three fucking tickets, all I might add have been given to me by mistake for various reasons. All, I should also add have been refunded to me or cancelled.
I have now developed two theories.
1) UNI hand out dodgy tickets in the hope that at least some of them get paid
2) They employ colour blind monkey’s to hand out tickets
So that is today’s Rant!
Now if I had a poll, instead of yelling and screaming about this I could make it a poll topic and get some statistics on how many people think:
A) UNI hand out dodgy tickets in the hope that at least some of them get paid
B) UNI employ colour blind monkey’s to hand out tickets
Any fucking way,
Till next time
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I too, have had a run in with a clolour blind, mutant parking nazi monkey.
I too, have been fined for not displaying the appropriate permit.
I too, have discovered my parking infringement notice wedged under my windsreen wiper, right next to my appropriate blue AND yellow parking permits.
I too, am unimpressed.
I demand satisfaction!
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HEHe...
I got another one the other day for parking in an area set aside for 4 wheeled vehicles… I got off this one, just like all the others (6 in total). My excuse?
There are boats trailers and hovercrafts parked in the same zone, none of which had 4 wheels and none of which were ticketed.
Demand satisfaction my friends!
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