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    Three Blonde Jokes.... - Mafu (5/02/2003 11:45:25 PM)
    Theres a blonde on each side of the river.

    The first blonde yells to the second "How do you get across the river?"

    The second replies "You are already there!"



    A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

    Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.

    "Yes".



    Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?

    She threw away all the "W&W's"
    Re: Three Blonde Jokes.... - Bro (6/02/2003 9:01:51 PM)
    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
    "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

    So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

    "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

    "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
    Re: Three Blonde Jokes.... - Bro (6/02/2003 9:05:36 PM)
    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''