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| Strange people and their strange e-mails - Purple Penguin (5/02/2003 2:26:09 AM) |
I've come to the conclusion that some people should not be allowed access to e-mail. The below example is a good example why.
Now, I am used to receiving a heap of junk e-mail. At work, I have to sift through the dodgy business garbage e-mails; the e-mails advertising penis enlarging techniques; the porn site e-mail. Until this morning, I thought the strangest e-mails received were the midget porn ones; but this one takes the cake. And we thought that Michael Jackson had issues... And anyway, what the hell is "the fishing game", and how can one be related? (see below)
If you like to relax at home wearing a helmet made out of aluminium foil and are looking for a new and highly interesting penpal, you can contact our crazy e-mailer at cliffwkchan@netscape.net
Text of e-mail reproduced below:
-----Original Message-----
From: angel2elvish@netscape.net [mailto:angel2elvish@netscape.net]
Sent: Wednesday, 5 February 2003 12:00 AM
Subject: Why did I become IBn & M$ "experiment"? Did they perceive they destroy more than justice ?
IT IS A (REAL LIFE ) SHOW
SHOWING HOW HIGH (DENIABLE) TECHNOLOGY CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE
SHOWING WHAT IS A GLOBAL VILLAGE ( SURVEILLANCE IN YOUR COUNTRY)
SHOWING WHAT IS (DOUBLE) STANDARD HUMAN RIGHT
SHOWING HOW YOU CAN MASTER YOUR LIFE (AS THEIR SLAVE)
SHOWING HOW TO ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL (REVERSELY ) :-[
SHOWING HOW MANY PERSPECTIVE WE CAN HAVE (BEND TO FIT)
I was the first one who promoted virtual enterprise here. They didn't want me have a real life.
They bring me their subliminal torture game. Monitor my speech pattern, twist to fight against me. Annoy me with their midnight anchor calls. Making me live as a paranoia, of course I have no evidence. They are using "environmental signal" - very skillful and systematic - to alter my fate. How can I tell I have been chosen as an experiment to testify the fortune teller ? How can I tell I am being projected ? How can I tell they are killing me ? How can I tell it is "in and out" or "rapport and project" or "MKULTRA" ? No. I am already too lucky not to perceive as a God.
I really want to know who initiate the "Chaos experiment", what covert business did IBn, M$, MOTOROLb and ORANGf betting on me ( very important clue ). I really want to know what would happen without my tape and mail. I NEED YOUR WITNESSES.
Cliff
angel2elvish@netscape.net
Where do you want to go to date me ?
Serial killer manufacturer ?
Serial Monica manufacturer ?
Why are you related to the fishing game ?
Can you draw a complete outdated map of all "experiments" ?
When will we stop replay tragedy for the nobles, Elvis ?
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all I can say is:
http://people.freenet.de/freeek/SajjadAli.swf
this is just as fuctup!
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WARNING: Kitten, Elsta's link is not for you, I know you get upset with this stuff.
Elsta - this type of stuff is a little old now, and unoriginal, doncha think? They always seem to be swf files too.
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So, It had me going... you just try and tell me you didn’t start to relax just a little before things got strange. I know I did – something about the music.
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I just went to that link...
I hate you all.
And I hate that freaking scream sample!
And And I hate the people that make these things!
And And And, I hate the way they have nothing better to do but chew up welfare dollars that would fit more nicely as a tax rebate for me!
As for the strange email dude - the trick is to accept that you sold your soul to them, or your soul was in bondage before you were born. You cannot and will not be able to beat them, surrender and be productive.
Snooley.
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I OPENED THAT LINK!
simon if u had have told me not to i would have bypassed it completely!! you bastards!!!
*bursts into tears and runs and hides
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| You and Mr Winky are so in trouble now...
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